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1.  Which two members of the Morris family share a April 20th birthday?
A. Morris the cat and Scott
B. Mark and Caroline
C. Adolf and Mark
D. Sandy and Caroline

2.  Mark is teaching...
A. Parenting Styles for the Next Millenium
B. A seminar on infant-induced sleep deprivation
C. Diapering in Multiple Environments
D. So often that he thinks a Christmas letter in the form of an exam is funny

3.  Caroline’s best feature is...
A. Her beautiful long eyelashes
B. Her adorable little feet
C. Her enchanting blue-gray eyes
D. Everything about her

4.  Mark and Sandy celebrated their 5th wedding anniversary in May by...
A. taking Caroline to the Houston zoo
B. washing their car
C. washing their daughter
D. heading off to Rio

5.  Which of the following improved the karma in the Morris household?
A. eating Lemon Chicken
B. visiting the Birthing Stones on Oahu, Hawaii
C. doing our taxes
D. building a Zen Meditation Rock Garden

6.  Sandy’s latest promotion was to this position:
A. Operations Analyst II
B. Operations Analyst III
C. Bank Officer
D. Enough already! I can’t keep track!!

7.  In October, Mark passed his Comprehensive Exams.  As a result, he:
A. can now play pro baseball
B. is a worthy heir to the Klingon empire
C. is now a licensed sex therapist
D. is eligible to begin work on his dissertation

8.  Caroline’s favorite time to nap is:
A. Morning
B. Afternoon
C. 6:27 PM
D. Caroline has been saving her naps for the next millenium

9.  The main purpose of our trip to Boston in August was to...
A. attend the APA conference
B. eat lots of soup
C. introduce Caroline to her grandfather
D. scam free diapers from Margaret

10.  Mark, Sandy, and Caroline wish each of you the following:
A. A very Merry Christmas
B. A Happy New Millenium
C. Holiday Cheer
D. All of the Above